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There is a lot of snow out there today...so we thought you may appreciate today's offering of...

LAUGH OF THE DAY.......

Fred and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio.

"There will be 40 cm’s of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets."
Fred says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from his coffee.

The next day they're sitting down with their morning cups of coffee and the weather forecast declares "There will be 40 cm’s of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets."

Again, Fred says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from his coffee.

Two days later, again they're sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast
says, "There will be 60 cm’s of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the - "

Just then the power goes out and Fred doesn't get the rest of the instructions.

He turns to Lena and says "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?"

Lena replies "Aw, Fred, why don't you just leave the car in the garage today?"




WATER COOLER CONVERSATIONS.....

Ketchup is a good conditioner for your hair. It also helps get rid of the greenish tinge that some blonde-haired people get after swimming in chlorinated water.

It was this week…last year…that the great Canadian made board game…Trivial Pursuit – was sold to Hasbro for $80 million U.S.

How about this: 6 people stepped inside a series of tubes yesterday in a Moscow research facility yesterday….where they will live for the next 105 days. This is all part of the training and testing to see if man can make the flight to Mars.

And…one more story….this is absolutely true: In Hartford, Connecticut, a 45-year-old mother…and her 13-year-old daughter were arrested and charged with shoplifting from a Kohl's department store. Her 47-year-old husband, and their 19-year-old son quickly arrived at the police station to bail them out. However, a quick check found that both the husband and son had warrants against both of them for violating probation…so…they were arrested. A police lieutenant on the scene said, "I don't ever recall having four people from the same immediate family in lockup at the same time." The Family That Steals Together