Mornings with Danny and Laura on 91.5 CKPR

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

My friend Neil from Ireland came on with us this morning to talk about the goings on in Ireland for St. Patrick's Day. One of the things he shared with us was that some bosses let their employees of on St. Patrick's Day...while others give them the next day off. Which would you choose? I know I'd take the next day!!

Pothole Patrol!! The roads are getting bad our there...Potholes everywhere! If there are any that you think should be reported potholes by calling 684-2195 during the day and 684-3117 after 4 p.m.


A local woman doing quite well for herself!! Check out AMBRE MACLEAN tonight at Crocks!! She's from Thunder Bay!! She's a singer / songwriter...and she is performing TONIGHT at CROCK's. She has 4 cd's to her credit- and - they are all availalbe on ITunes...her latest is called "Murder At The Smokehouse"
You can check her out on FACEBOOK, MY SPACE or her website, ambremclean.com
......check her out TONITE......at Crock's between 8 and 10


Some Irish fun for you!!


An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.
The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness. 'It was in honour of St. Patrick's Day, 'he smiled....."'I gave you a sham rock"

"I had an accident opening a can of alphaghetti this morning,' said Murphy. 'Were you injured?' inquired Seamus. 'No, but it could have spelled disaster,' concluded Murphy.

An Irish lass, a customer: 'Could I be trying on that dress in the window?'
Shopkeeper: 'I'd prefer that you use the dressing room.'

Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes." "Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish." "Don't worry," said the newcomer, "I'll tell them slowly."

Donncha is shocked at finding out all his cows are suffering from "Bluetongue." 'Bejabbers,' Donncha murmurs, 'I didn't even know they had mobile phones.'

Murphy lost a hundred dollars on the Melbourne Cup, a famous Australian horserace. He also lost another hundred on the television replay.

'O'Halloran,' asked the pharmacist, 'did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife's appearance?'
'It did surely,' replied O'Halloran, 'but it keeps fallin' off.'

Paddy and Seamus have just opened a new restaurant on the moon. It serves great cheese dishes, but the atmosphere ? - terrible.

'What's wrong with Murphy?' asked Father Green.
'I don't know, Father. Yesterday he swallowed a spoon and he hasn't stirred since,' said Mrs Murphy.
'How far is it to the next village?' asked the American tourist. 'It's about seven miles,' guessed the farmer. 'But it's only five if you run!'