Hi all!! I have just recently returned from a Weekend of Chaos in Vegas...am trying to get it all written down to share..will post that for you soon! Meantime, here is a list of signs that you have had too much holiday cheer!!! Hopefully, none of us will resemble any of these signs this Holiday Season!!!
SIGNS YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH HOLIDAY CHEER:
• You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
• You hear a duck quacking ... and it's you.
• Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
• You refill your glass ... from the fish bowl.
• You complain about the small bathroom ... after emerging from the closet.
• You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.
• You tell everyone you have to go home ... and the party's at your place.
• You ask for another ice cube ... and put it in your pocket.
• You realize you're the only one under the coffee table.
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