Hi all!! I have just recently returned from a Weekend of Chaos in Vegas...am trying to get it all written down to share..will post that for you soon! Meantime, here is a list of signs that you have had too much holiday cheer!!! Hopefully, none of us will resemble any of these signs this Holiday Season!!!
SIGNS YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH HOLIDAY CHEER:
• You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
• You hear a duck quacking ... and it's you.
• Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
• You refill your glass ... from the fish bowl.
• You complain about the small bathroom ... after emerging from the closet.
• You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.
• You tell everyone you have to go home ... and the party's at your place.
• You ask for another ice cube ... and put it in your pocket.
• You realize you're the only one under the coffee table.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Hi all!!
I saved our list of "Rules for Women" so I could share with you here. I just want to remind, that it is all in fun...so enjoy the day and hopefully you will enjoy this list as well!!!
COMEDY: RULES FOR WOMEN
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put the mall there.
Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway.
Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
I saved our list of "Rules for Women" so I could share with you here. I just want to remind, that it is all in fun...so enjoy the day and hopefully you will enjoy this list as well!!!
COMEDY: RULES FOR WOMEN
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put the mall there.
Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway.
Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
It's a cold, cold day!!! But, as we talked about the weather on the air this morning...we do benefit from the beauty of our surroundings!! We enjoy all of the seasons and the beauty they offer..we can hike, camp...and do so much more in our beautiful surroundings. Maybe we could try to keep that in mind as we wander out into the cold, with many layers of clothing, heavy mitts and hat...and salt. lol.
Here is one of the topics of conversation from the show this morning.......
5 BAD HABITS YOU WANT TO KEEP
Yes, some bad habits—in moderation--may actually be good for you. Ladies' Home Journal reports that some bad habits can have surprisingly good effects....read on!!
1. Television
The good: When you watch shows that exercise your mind, it can actually make you smarter. Some shows can give you a cognitive workout, while others will encourage you to reflect on your marriage and family life. Still others will almost always teach you something new.
The bad: If you turn into a couch potato and watch TV excessively while your family does other things, it's a problem. Sitting in front of the TV for too long can drain your energy.
2. Facebook
The good: Facebook can help you deepen relationships and connect with people from your past with whom you long ago lost touch. It can be a valuable resource for information, too. Posting a message that you need the name of a good plumber or tips for planting a vegetable garden can result in information you would not have otherwise received.
The bad: When you spend so much time on Facebook that you neglect your work, family or household chores, you may need to restrict your use by building it into your schedule.
3. Gossiping
The good: When we gossip about other people, it can make us less critical of our own lives. A celebrity's third trip to rehab or the neighbor's failed marriage can make you realize you're doing just fine. Gossip, which is human nature, also relieves stress and can create a culture of closeness.
The bad: If you purposely spread vicious stories about someone else that could be potentially damaging, it's time to stop. Too much gossiping can make you seem insecure or egocentric.
4. Coffee
The good: Regular coffee consumption is actually good for you! Numerous studies have shown multiple health benefits, including a lower risk for stroke, dementia, Parkinson's disease, type 2 diabetes, liver cancer and gallstones.
The bad: If you indulge in fancy, high-calorie java drinks, they can make you fat since they're not only packed with caffeine, but also calories. And pregnant women shouldn't drink coffee at all because it can increase the risk of miscarriage.
5. Being Messy
The good: So what if your desk is a pile of papers and the junk drawer is so crammed with stuff it won't open? Moderately disorganized people also tend to be more creative and efficient than those who are obsessively neat.
The bad: When the boss looks at you like your desk is a fire hazard or you can't find your favorite jeans in your closet, it's time to clean up. Being messy is fine--to a point. Complete disorder is a problem. Schedule weekly tidy-up sessions to keep things under control.
Have a great day!!
Here is one of the topics of conversation from the show this morning.......
5 BAD HABITS YOU WANT TO KEEP
Yes, some bad habits—in moderation--may actually be good for you. Ladies' Home Journal reports that some bad habits can have surprisingly good effects....read on!!
1. Television
The good: When you watch shows that exercise your mind, it can actually make you smarter. Some shows can give you a cognitive workout, while others will encourage you to reflect on your marriage and family life. Still others will almost always teach you something new.
The bad: If you turn into a couch potato and watch TV excessively while your family does other things, it's a problem. Sitting in front of the TV for too long can drain your energy.
2. Facebook
The good: Facebook can help you deepen relationships and connect with people from your past with whom you long ago lost touch. It can be a valuable resource for information, too. Posting a message that you need the name of a good plumber or tips for planting a vegetable garden can result in information you would not have otherwise received.
The bad: When you spend so much time on Facebook that you neglect your work, family or household chores, you may need to restrict your use by building it into your schedule.
3. Gossiping
The good: When we gossip about other people, it can make us less critical of our own lives. A celebrity's third trip to rehab or the neighbor's failed marriage can make you realize you're doing just fine. Gossip, which is human nature, also relieves stress and can create a culture of closeness.
The bad: If you purposely spread vicious stories about someone else that could be potentially damaging, it's time to stop. Too much gossiping can make you seem insecure or egocentric.
4. Coffee
The good: Regular coffee consumption is actually good for you! Numerous studies have shown multiple health benefits, including a lower risk for stroke, dementia, Parkinson's disease, type 2 diabetes, liver cancer and gallstones.
The bad: If you indulge in fancy, high-calorie java drinks, they can make you fat since they're not only packed with caffeine, but also calories. And pregnant women shouldn't drink coffee at all because it can increase the risk of miscarriage.
5. Being Messy
The good: So what if your desk is a pile of papers and the junk drawer is so crammed with stuff it won't open? Moderately disorganized people also tend to be more creative and efficient than those who are obsessively neat.
The bad: When the boss looks at you like your desk is a fire hazard or you can't find your favorite jeans in your closet, it's time to clean up. Being messy is fine--to a point. Complete disorder is a problem. Schedule weekly tidy-up sessions to keep things under control.
Have a great day!!
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